10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword