10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fold and live to fold again
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris