10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright