10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway