10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Those eggs smell delicious!
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery