10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.