10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22