10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for loners.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'