10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet