10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus