10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.