10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "No river, no fish."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus