10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."