10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP