10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier