10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)