10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."