10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.