10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.