10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword