10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.