10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers