10 Random Poker Quotes

If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
im going to 2 out you to death
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
It's Free To Fold...
"No river, no fish."