10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- It's Free To Fold...
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.