10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak