10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from