10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-