10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson