10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.