10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters