10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die