10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?