10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)