10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• if u play for the thrill u are ill