10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones