10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers