10 Random Poker Quotes
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- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fook the floosh droo!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!