10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.