10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd