10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS