10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-