10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!