10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword