10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Those eggs smell delicious!
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from