10 Random Poker Quotes

Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
"All-in, bitches!!!"
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
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