10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."