10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm