10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow