10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"