10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."